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From: The Church of Tina Chopp Subject: NOTICE AND DEMAND FOR CORRECTIVE ACTION Importance: High NOTICE AND DEMAND FOR CORRECTIVE ACTION DEMAND TO CEASE AND DESIST HARASSMENT DEMAND FOR CESSATION OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS THEFT This is not a request, this is a DEMAND. Remove this e-mail address from your mailing lists at once, and take action to prevent its addition in the future! Your continued use of this e-mail address for unsolicited messages without payment will be taken as: - harassment - theft of telecommunication services - breach of contract as the case may be, and under appropriate State and Federal laws, and dealt with as such. I intend to vigorously and belligerently defend my rights under the law, including, among others, the rights to: - institute an action for harassment and/or theft of telecommunication services - demand temporary and final injunctive relief to prevent and restrain further harassment and/or theft of services - demand remedies for harassment and/or theft of services and actual damages - demand recovery of full costs and attorney's fees - demand punishment for criminal harassment and theft - demand forfeiture and destruction of all implements, devices and equipment used in criminal activities - compel payment for accepted, contracted and performed services This notice is a good-faith effort to avoid future action. You have been notified. Thank you for your attention to this matter. In The Name of Tina Chopp Rev. Dr. Guido S. DeLuxe, DD., LDD., OHS., ST., MSU. High Priest -- The Church of Tina Chopp TinaChopp at ebeneezer dot net -- http://www.ebeneezer.net/ --------------------------------------------------- -Psychedelic Example- It is one of the ironies of history that when the ancient Planet of X-38 was conquered by Tina, her world-famous eggplants were stoned Tinites, her snake, and several large turnips. --The Books of Tina 188.8.131.52 --------------------------------------------------- --- --- --- OFFER TO ACCEPT UNSOLICITED PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS Rev. Dr. Guido S. DeLuxe, DD., LDD., OGG., OHS., ST., MSU., (hereinafter, "Offeror"), hereby promises to accept unsolicited promotional materials (hereinafter "Promo") sent by originator/sender (hereinafter, "Offeree") of said Promo, according to the following terms and conditions: Offeree promises to pay Offeror US $1,000.00 (one thousand United States dollars) for each Promo accepted, within 30 days of Offeree's electronic dispatch of each Promo; and, Offeror will electronically retrieve Offeree's Promo via "electronic mail", sent to address "TinaChopp at ebeneezer.net", within thirty (30) days of electronic receipt at Offeror's electronic post office on "ebeneezer.net"; and, Offeror will electronically store Offeree's Promo, for no less than three (3) days, on data storage equipment owned, leased, or controlled by Offeror; and, Offeror may electronically erase/remove Offeree's Promo, following the three (3) day storage period; and, Mere dispatch of unsolicited advertisement by Offeree to Offeror after notification shall be considered acceptance, and shall compel performance by Offeror and payment by Offeree; and, Offer may be accepted in writing, via electronic e-mail, or by actual performance; and, Offer is unlimited as to quantity and duration; and, Offer is made in good faith, in accordance with the common law; and, Offer void where prohibited by law. Rev. Dr. Guido S. DeLuxe, DD., LDD., OGG., OHS., ST., MSU. TinaChopp at ebeneezer.net Offeror The Church of Tina Chopp P.O. Box 1864 Milton, WA 98354
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