The Book of BLEH!
1) "Fuck you" sayeth Tina,
2) "for you desire it thusly.
3) It could be other ways, but few without Safeway."
4) In truth, Safeway often impedes slack adjustment.
5) In Tina, Safeway resonates no valve 'o' uvula.
6) On X-38, Safeway sells no hamburger.
7) Many fall or are bewildered.
8) This is not the intent of Tina.
Go to Bleh 3, go back to Bleh 1, go to the Table of Contents, go to the main menu, or don't.