The Book of BLEH!
1) At this time UpChuck said "Listen, for it is the voice of God."
3) Distending his belly greatly, he blew again.
4) The flatulation bellowed forth, as though magnified by a vacuum cleaner hose.
4½) "Listen and obey, for I am emspermed with the voice of God!"
5) Tina shuddered, and buds shriveled and fell to the ground.
6) Tina shat.
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