Ebeneezer Squeezer
The Holy Snake

     So Ebbers crawled out the Seventh Floor window, taking with Him the sins of the world, and returned to Planet X-38, where He planted The Seed in the Garden of His Mother. More information about what happened when Ebbers returned to Planet X-38 can be read in The Book of Bleh.

     The Prophets were understandably disturbed when they returned from class and discovered their Holy Mentor gone. They tore the apartment apart, from top to bottom. They looked everywhere, turning upside down even those things which were not intended to be turned upside down, like the refrigerator. When they were unable to find Ebbers in the apartment anywhere, after informing the Prophet Ian of their calamity, they decided that the best thing they could do would be to continue The Work started by Ebbers; to teach the world about Tina Chopp.

Ebeneezer's Skin
Ebeneezer's Skin

     Read about The Church of Tina Chopp, go back from whence you came, go to the main menu, or don't.

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