from: Tina, I Think
subject: Ask and ye shall receive
body: I sent an e-mail to ask about changing the coveted X-rated photo, and I'll
be damned if it didn't get updated. Tina really does care about her followers.
Now, can I beg of you to update the photo(s)more often? In the name of Tina and
all that is good and evil, will this be done?
To which we responded
> Tina really does care about her followers. no, actually Tina doesn't really like people all that much, and she really hates the idea of having followers, which is why she lives on Planet X-38. this is also the reason why she created The Holy Vegetable. The Church of Tina, on the other hand, is fairly responsive to reasonable requests, and we must admit that the old coveted x-rated photo has been there for far too long... hey, it was only the second coveted x-rated photo which was ever posted on The Church's web site. > Now, can I beg of you to update the photo(s)more often? In the name of Tina > and all that is good and evil, will this be done? tell ya what... you send us new x-rated photos whenever you want them changed, and we'll change 'em for ya... okay? this sort of behaviour is a guaranteed way to secure advancement and potentially exalted positions in The Church heirarchy... it is, in fact, exactly how St. Wiggy of Download became a saint... think about it.
