email: kyle@rawfoods.com
subject: the Advent of Christ
body: Warmest Greetings,
I write to you during the Advent of our Lord Jesus Christ to expound His second coming.
The Lord is back! And His Good and Awesome news is sweeping the nation like a
lightning storm. The elect are now being summoned.
Will you be one of the first to see Him in the sky: www.neochristians.com
I look forward to your heartfelt correspondence.
In His Awesome Name,
Rev. Kyle Steffens
To which we responded
> Warmest Greetings, warm green things to you, too. > I write to you during the Advent of our Lord Jesus Christ to expound His second coming. > The Lord is back! And His Good and Awesome news is sweeping the nation like a > lightning storm. The elect are now being summoned. we know, although jeezis plays a much smaller part in this than you suspect. actually, it is the Second Coming of Ebeneezer Squeezer you're referring to, and it's already happened! yes, friends, The Church of Tina Chopp is the word's first and only church whose saviour has already returned once, so we're ahead of the game where jeezis is concerned. > Will you be one of the first to see Him in the sky: www.neochristians.com in fact, we *will* be one of the first to see Him in the sky, but i strongly suspect that we're not talking about the same thing here. i am one of the first people to see Ebeneezer Squeezer once he had returned, but once again, it didn't have anything to do with the neochristians or their web site. > I look forward to your heartfelt correspondence. i'm game, have at it. > In His Awesome Name, > > Rev. Kyle Steffens Tina Chopp is God! rev. wraith ewggleigh ugly at ebeneezer dot org -- Praise Tina Chopp! A Tinite High Priest, or A Tinite Saint (one of the two). tinachopp at ebeneezer dot net http://www.ebeneezer.net/
We haven't heard back from him... I wonder why...
