PUBLIC RITUAL VEGETABLE SACRIFICE 15 October, 2000 (e.v., sorry)

Rev. DeLuxe throws the first pumpkin

The Ritual began, as it usually does, with The Circular Reading of The Books of Tina Chopp. Epopt Bunger Mulkin! gave an awe inspiring reading of a section from Chapter 3, Canto 1 of The Book of Disco (TBOT 5.3.1)

Harpal and Epopt Bunger Mulkin! sacrifice their pumpkin

which was mirrored by Josie, who was attending her first Ritual Vegetable Sacrifice. Rev. DeLuxe started the Vegetable Sacrifice with The Church's Official Pumpkin, which was quickly followed by Harpal's pumpkin, and Jamie's zucchini. Both Harpal's pumpkin and Jamie's zucchini were a little harder than we expected, so when they hit the concrete, they only split, they did not splatter. Thus Jamie and Harpal were able to sacrifice their vegetables a number of times (much to their delight) before obtaining enough entrails to properly interpret. Sasha, an old friend of Rev. DeLuxe, who was also attending his first Ritual Vegetable Sacrifice, brought a canteloupe, which splattered very nicely indeed, and provided the most reliable entrails for interpretation. The entire group consisted of St. Fred, his lovely wife Jo, and their daughter Jamie, Jo's sister, Sto, St. Fred's friends Stuart and Josie, St. Gordy Boehngghytte, Epopt Bunger Mulkin!, his lovely wife Rose, and their son Harpal, and Rev. DeLuxe, his lovely wife Moe, and his friend Sasha. Many of those in attendence had never participated in a Public Ritual Sacrifice previously, and thus were pleased to receive their official Spider certificates, proclaiming them to be Official Church Members.

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