PUBLIC RITUAL VEGETABLE SACRIFICE 17 October, 1999 The Vegetable Entrails seen from above      Of course, the ceremony finished with the traditional interpretation of the prophetic signs indicated by the splattered vegetable entrails, so once all the victims had been thrown from the bridge, we all proceded to the trail below the bridge to inspect the results of our ceremony. This year we were able to prevail upon Evan and Lisa to refrain from cleaning up so hastilly, thus an accurate and prophetic reading of all the vegetable entrails was able to be made. This reading was discussed enthusiastically by the Tinites and new Spiders at the Church-members-only gathering at the conclusion of the ritual. As usual, there was a public declaration made of the general indications of the prophetic signs of the Vegetable Entrails by Rev. DeLuxe, and as usual, the general indications were that the Public Ritual of Vegetable Sacrifice should be held more frequently. Read more, go back to the Vegetable Sacrifice page, go back to Main Menu... or don't.