The Church of Tina Choppvs.
The Evil Anti-Tinite
This is the continuation of a really a very long story about a flame war that happened a few years ago, which we thought was amusing. If you really want the fun stuff, here are some links to the places where we found all the information about this evil Anti-Tinite, which, in reality, is what she's so pissed off about.
So, anyway, we didn't hear from the Evil Anti-Tinite for a long time. But then one day, we got this very threatening looking message from her:
----- NOTICE OF DEMAND FOR CORRECTIVE ACTION Importance High NOTICE AND DEMAND FOR CORRECTIVE ACTION DEMAND TO CEASE AND DESIST HARASSMENT VIA TELEPHONE AND INTERNET DEMAND TO CEASE AND DESIST DISPLAY OF PERSONAL AND BUSINESS INFORMATION ON WEBSITE http//www.aa.net/cotc/disclaim/anti-tinite.html DEMAND FOR CESSATION OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS THEFT This is not a request, this is a DEMAND. Remove this e-mail address from your mailing lists at once, and take action to prevent its addition in the future! Remove webpage publishing my personal data and business data and all e-mail addresses. Your continued use of this e-mail address for unsolicited messages and display of my name, family member's names and business name and telephone numbers on your website for harassment purposes without payment will be taken as - harassment - defamation - theft of telecommunication services - breach of contract as the case may be, and under appropriate State and Federal laws, and dealt with as such. I intend to vigorously and belligerently defend my rights under the law, including, among others, the rights to - institute an action for defamation, stalking, harassment and/or theft of telecommunication services - demand temporary and final injunctive relief to prevent and restrain further harassment and/or theft of services - demand remedies for harassment, stalking, defamation and/or theft of services and actual damages - demand recovery of full costs and attorney's fees - demand punishment for criminal harassment, defamation, stalking and theft - demand forfeiture and destruction of all implements, devices and equipment used in criminal activities - compel payment for accepted, contracted and performed services since 1996 This notice is a good-faith effort to avoid future action. You have been notified. Thank you for your attention to this matter. An Evil Anti-Tinite -----
However, the more we looked at it, the more familiar it looked to us. It seems a typically "christian" kind of behaviour to require someone to adhere to standards, to which they, themselves, aren't willing to adhere. After we figured out where we had seen it before (it was a pretty lame trick, but you fooled us temporarily), we decided that we simply couldn't keep the Saga of The Evil Anti-Tinite from the public any longer.
The next-to latest update of the story involves The Evil Anti-Tinite complaining, once again, to our wonderful web host. This time people who claim that they're not lawyers have recommended that we remove all mention of the Evil One's name, along with specific information about how to contact her and where she lives. We have complied with the request of these people who claim that they're not lawyers in order to try to smooth things over, however we hasten to point out that if anyone is being harrassed here, it's The Church of Tina Chopp. We don't make a habit of writing to total strangers out of the blue and telling them how evil we think they are. The Evil Anti-Tinite started this, and we're finishing it.
The latest information that we have is that The Evil Anti-Tinite is no longer doing business under her old domain name, so we feel a little more comfortable about putting her story back online again. It's actually better than that, because her old domain is now a porno site. Although it's a pay site, it still looks fairly high quality. Check it out!
So, now you finally know the entire, sordid story of The Evil Anti-Tinite and her Anti-Tinite tizzy.
We have become aware that there are not a few of you out there who are very interested in contacting this Evil Anti-Tinite. We cannot and will not encourage anyone to do anything illegal, nevertheless information is freely available on internet about how to be in direct, personal contact with her. If you're resourceful, you can find it just like we did.
The Church of Tina Chopp bears no responsibility for actions taken by people not directly associated with The Church. Don't expect us to cover your ass if you do something illegal and get caught. You have been warned.