Letters To Tina

from: Merrily Chopp

subject: who runs this thing?

body: Are you frank zappa fans? Is that why, besides my name, you included a link to my site?  Thanks


To which we responded



>  who runs this thing?

The Church of Tina Chopp's web site is run by The Church of Tina Chopp

>  Are you frank zappa fans?

Saint Frank was one of the greatest musical geniuses of all of human history.
Certainly he was one of the greatest musicians of the 20th century, as well as
being a Saint of The Church of Tina Chopp.

>  Is that why, besides my name, you included a link to my site?

Actually, Saint Frank has nothing to do with the reason why we have a link to
your web site. The reason we have a link to your web site is because you are
one of the very few people we have found who have the same name as our primary
deity, Tina Chopp.

We at The Church of Tina Chopp would consider it very interesting indeed if it
turned out that you had a sister or aunt or cousin or some such thing whose
name is Tina Chopp, but lacking that, we are content to include your name in
our list of people who have the same last name as Tina.

Thanks for writing and don't forget to Sacrifice your Vegetables.

Praise Tina

Rev. Dr. Guido S. DeLuxe, DD, LDD, OGG, OHS, ST, MI, MSU
High Priest - The Church of Tina Chopp

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