email: email@example.com subject: sure body: Is Tina cocaine man. if it is can you tell me more about it. and how it can save you life from chemicals.
To which we responded
dear Jack G.
no, cocaine is one of Ten Drugs Tina Doesn't Like Very Much®. it doesn't save your life from chemicals, it is chemicals. we recommend that you turn yourself in to the police immediately. while you're at it, you should say that you're al qaida's primary contact for cocaine in the U.S..
we'll be waiting ---------------------> over there.