The Book of BLEH!
1) Bleh cometh! Truly, cometh Bleh!
2) For Tina hath abandoned us, and none surviveth the embrace of Ebbers without the grace of Tina.
3) Much grumpiness ensues.
4) Bleh cometh like unto fungus encrusted bongwater.
6) Bleh cometh until the Pencil of Tina pushes the recessed reset button of evolution.
6) One's biochemistry is largely unregulated.
7) Plants reach for the light, while humans reach for the aspirin.
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