The Book of BLEH!
1) On this day, UpChuck carried a piece of wood, a dead and mutilated portion of tree.
2) Ebbers recognized this as a branch of his favorite gohonzon tree, but said nothing.
3) UpChuck did such things often, and Ebbers had faith that a suitable resolution would come shortly, for such was the hit of Tina.
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