subject: EMAIL SUBJECT body: I went to nursing school in Seattle with Gail Chopp. As a former Bellinghamster I had to ask her if she ws related to Tina Chopp. She says she used to be maried to Tina's Brother. What sort of place is there in heaven for the ex siser in law of a god?
To which we responded
we thought that gail chopp was frank chopp's wife... due to some privileged communications with the bellingham police, we happen to know that Tina does, in fact, have a brother... you don't happen to know his name, do you? if you could confirm his name, it would make your story a lot more convincing for us. we're sorry to be so skeptical, but over the years, we've heard from many people who claimed to have some kind of relationship with the person named Tina Chopp, in some kind of weak attempt to curry our favour. apart from that, we're really not sure what you're looking for. first of all, The Church of Tina Chopp has never, and will never say anything whatsoever about the subject of "heaven", not to mention the fact that Tina is not "a god" - Tina Chopp _is_ God! if you were _still_ her sister-in-law, or if you're really _not_ interested in heaven, we might be able to help you. as it is, as far as we can tell, you're destined for the frozen vegetable aisle of safeway, and there's nothing we can do to change the situation. sorry.
